the diary of a short person

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:40 -0400

detention: im following back tons!!

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:27 -0400

detention:

im following back tons!!

japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:32:35 -0400

japert:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:32:30 -0400

#my goal in life is to be as happy as this dog.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:32:13 -0400

#my goal in life is to be as happy as this dog.

lsimhbiwfefmtlol: This is why they remade Spiderman.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:31:23 -0400

lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

meladoodle: “wanna hang out? when are you free?” i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:31:07 -0400

meladoodle:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.

internetexplorers: jakemalik: jakemalik: I have found my true love, everyone is invited to our...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:29:44 -0400

internetexplorers:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have found my true love, everyone is invited to our wedding

the wedding is off :(

i cant believe u ate your fucking fiance u monster

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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:26:30 -0400

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

rewritetheday: yourealwayshere: #I love how everybody enters...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:26:08 -0400

rewritetheday:

yourealwayshere:

#I love how everybody enters like no problem and River is like BOOM FIRE

Doctor Who

tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:24:51 -0400

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:23:36 -0400

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

The Impossible Girl and The Last Centurion.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:23:09 -0400

The Impossible Girl and The Last Centurion.

gecollins: A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:20:06 -0400

gecollins:

A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on or better yet, if you’re a parent or a teacher, do it with your child/children.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:19:18 -0400

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

bestlols: The best moment on The Big Bang Theory ever.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:18:14 -0400

bestlols:

The best moment on The Big Bang Theory ever.

breakburnandends: my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:18:07 -0400

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir